A facebook slay queen has disclosed that she is currently dating a monkey called sammy because she does not want any problems with broken Hearts.
She disclosed that, 99% of men are players and that dating a monkey is her way of avoiding been played.
she wrote. “Hi guys.. Meet my boo Sammy, I love him so much, he does not cheat on me
He satisfies me on bed more than 99% of guys here
I am tired of guys heart break.
Guys are wicked and heartless”
There are pictures of the two lovers.